1) what is your name? 2) how old are you? 3) where are you currently living? 4) what is your favorite color? 5) choose a random book and read a quick passage from it. 6) what is the story behind your url? 7) pronounce the following words: gif, crey, polka dots, tumblr, swag, crackerjack, doorknob, lol, gpoy, papaya, penthouse, bestiality, subtext, smile. 8) when is your birthday? 9) what was the last thing you drank? 10) do you know anyone on tumblr in real life? if so, who? 11) would you rather: have a million dollars or a million friends? eat a taco or a quesadilla? eat a banana slug or lick a cow’s butt? be a shark or an elephant? be a wizard or a vampire? 12) do you speak a second language? say something in it. 13) end audio post by saying any three words you want.

mmm a voice meme.

also: FML!